Mark Kelly Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 12 minutes ago, Ham said: Don't get me wrong. I've always disliked him. He's toxic, however my position was that we had to try a £97m investment under a new coach with new teammates ahead of just falling for the Inter Milan long firm fraud scheme. Yes in hindsight we should have refused to loan him unless they waived the transfer fee, between them they've robbed us and even though there's currently no evidence of it being a scam cooked up between them I'm sure Fatso will start squealing when he realises and put the blame squarely on them. Things could get even messier. I'm firmly of the opinion that he's cooked his goose now and should be farmed out to a side at his level whilst we wait for his contract to run down. Strasbourg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiago97 Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Mark Kelly said: Yes in hindsight we should have refused to loan him unless they waived the transfer fee, between them they've robbed us and even though there's currently no evidence of it being a scam cooked up between them I'm sure Fatso will start squealing when he realises and put the blame squarely on them. Things could get even messier. I'm firmly of the opinion that he's cooked his goose now and should be farmed out to a side at his level whilst we wait for his contract to run down. Strasbourg. Do we have an opportunity to get a bit tactical here ……hear me out. I think he is more trouble than worth off the pitch and with running his mouth all the time. On the pitch , he still scores goals and will where he goes. So why not flog him around the PL for a decent loan fee and well subsidised wages. He can’t play against us, but his goals mean he could be valuable in doing damage against some of our opposition. If we could park him at somewhere like Villa for season for £10 million with agreement to buy if they want. He’d likely get 15-20 against a number of our opponents. Getting him off to Juve for £40 million is certainly scenario one. Scenario two is get him doing something indirectly positive for Chelsea. Edited July 15, 2023 by Thiago97 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original 21 Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Just now, Thiago97 said: Getting him off to Juve for £40 million is certainly scenario one. Scenario two is get him doing something indirectly positive for Chelsea. From reports it appears that Lukaku going to Juventus depends on them selling Vlahovic which might take all Summer. Also, the Saudi deal is still on the table. Meantime Lukaku is expected to return to Cobham on Monday, but won’t be going to the US. It would be funny if Juve pull out of any deal now leaving him with only Saudi as a viable exit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RDCW Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Chelsea_Matt said: An entitled flabby man-baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Joking aside, I wish I was as flabby as him 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea_Matt Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 4 minutes ago, RDCW said: Joking aside, I wish I was as flabby as him 😆 You’re a trillion times the man he is though and that’s what counts 🫶🏻 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mark Kelly Posted July 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Thiago97 said: Do we have an opportunity to get a bit tactical here ……hear me out. I think he is more trouble than worth off the pitch and with running his mouth all the time. On the pitch , he still scores goals and will where he goes. So why not flog him around the PL for a decent loan fee and well subsidised wages. He can’t play against us, but his goals mean he could be valuable in doing damage against some of our opposition. If we could park him at somewhere like Villa for season for £10 million with agreement to buy if they want. He’d likely get 15-20 against a number of our opponents. Getting him off to Juve for £40 million is certainly scenario one. Scenario two is get him doing something indirectly positive for Chelsea. We have no chance, he thinks he's on a level with Ronaldo and Messi so whatever we line up for him he'll screw it up with his petulance and entitlement. Apparently there's interest from Japan but they're more interested in his blubber than his goals. Edited July 15, 2023 by Mark Kelly 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea_Matt Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 9 minutes ago, Mark Kelly said: We have no chance, he thinks he's on a level with Ronaldo and Messi so whatever we line up for him he'll screw it up with his petulance and entitlement. Apparently there's interest from Japan but they're more interested in his blubber than his goals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🐳 Then fatty boom boom will have to play in the reserves in between visits to Gregg’s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Kelly Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Chelsea_Matt said: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🐳 Then fatty boom boom will have to play in the reserves in between visits to Gregg’s. Shares in "Le Strasbourg kebaberie" are rocketing Edited July 15, 2023 by Mark Kelly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin1905 Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Hypothetically would we be better selling Lukaku for say £40m and buying Vlahovic for £70m or doing a swap so something like Lukaku and £30m, in regards to FFP. Can't help but think there is a deal to be made here, there are very few alternatives to Vlahovic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea_Matt Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Just now, martin1905 said: Hypothetically would we be better selling Lukaku for say £40m and buying Vlahovic for £70m or doing a swap so something like Lukaku and £30m, in regards to FFP. Can't help but think there is a deal to be made here, there are very few alternatives to Vlahovic. Is that reason to buy him? I am asking as I’ve never seen him play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea_Matt Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 11 minutes ago, Mark Kelly said: Shares in "Le Strasbourg kebaberie" are rocketing 🍔 🍩 🍟🍗🌮🫔 ✅ 🌽🥗🥕🍎🍇🫛 ⛔️ 🤣🤣🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original 21 Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, martin1905 said: Hypothetically would we be better selling Lukaku for say £40m and buying Vlahovic for £70m or doing a swap so something like Lukaku and £30m, in regards to FFP. Can't help but think there is a deal to be made here, there are very few alternatives to Vlahovic. According to Fabrizio Romano we’re not interested in signing Vlahovic. Rumour is he’s likely to go to either PSG or Bayern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boratsbrother Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Mark Kelly said: Apparently there's interest from Japan To crossover into Sumo Wrestling? Would be his dream job keeping in top shape with daily round trips to KFC, Macdonald's, Greggs, Subway and then to finish it off with a trip to the ice cream parlour. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Moon Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 35 minutes ago, Mark Kelly said: Shares in "Le Strasbourg kebaberie" are rocketing Amazingly, it actually exists! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin1905 Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Chelsea_Matt said: Is that reason to buy him? I am asking as I’ve never seen him play. No, but there's a serious lack of strikers, even less who are attainable. We desperately need a striker, he's available, we have a player they want, ironically as a replacement for Vlahovic, so makes some sense. 1 hour ago, Original 21 said: According to Fabrizio Romano we’re not interested in signing Vlahovic. Rumour is he’s likely to go to either PSG or Bayern. I'm leaning more towards he may want PSG, or the wages they offer, rather than we are not interested. Quite a few people, Romano included, I think, were reporting we had discussed him with Juventus only last week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulw66 Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Mark Kelly said: Yes in hindsight we should have refused to loan him unless they waived the transfer fee, between them they've robbed us and even though there's currently no evidence of it being a scam cooked up between them I'm sure Fatso will start squealing when he realises and put the blame squarely on them. Things could get even messier. I'm firmly of the opinion that he's cooked his goose now and should be farmed out to a side at his level whilst we wait for his contract to run down. Strasbourg. See you in Strasbourg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 1 hour ago, martin1905 said: Hypothetically would we be better selling Lukaku for say £40m and buying Vlahovic for £70m or doing a swap so something like Lukaku and £30m, in regards to FFP. Can't help but think there is a deal to be made here, there are very few alternatives to Vlahovic. Rumour was they wanted Lukaku plus £21m for Vlahovic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea_Matt Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 1 hour ago, boratsbrother said: To crossover into Sumo Wrestling? Would be his dream job keeping in top shape with daily round trips to KFC, Macdonald's, Greggs, Subway and then to finish it off with a trip to the ice cream parlour. Sumo wrestling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what would his nickname be? “The Doughnut Destroyer” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Kelly Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ham said: Rumour was they wanted Lukaku plus £21m for Vlahovic. I'd be doing that deal even if a combine harvester had cut one of Vlahovic' legs off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea_Matt Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 15 minutes ago, Mark Kelly said: I'd be doing that deal even if a combine harvester had cut one of Vlahovic' legs off. Don’t say “Harvester” in front of Rom; he’ll be at the unlimited buffet like a rat up a drainpipe! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROTG Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 11 hours ago, RDCW said: Boyo is borderline racist old fruit. I don't do the ignore button; it seems to me pointless to belong to a community like this and then shy away from the inevitable conflict of ideas expressed by its members. The idea that you are the catalyst for diverse and reasoned discussion is hilarious my Josephian friend; hanging out under bridges makes you neither an apostle of Brunel nor the caprine champion. The suggestion that the forum would descend into trite vanilla platitude is risible : any discussion between any 3 given members on here would produce 9 different opinions, all forcefully held! The upshot, old bean, is keep contributing, but try to be a little less of a troll because it obscures the interesting things you have to say; try not to take yourself so seriously; take yourself a bit more seriously; try to live up to the nonchalance you affect. Yours sincerely (and not at all pompously 😉)....etc Now then my old mucker from the valleys sorry for the delayed response been out in the parish all day. One can only assume I am in the dog house with you. get back to you tomorrow kind regards ROTG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boratsbrother Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 41 minutes ago, ROTG said: Now then my old mucker from the valleys sorry for the delayed response been out in the parish all day. One can only assume I am in the dog house with you. get back to you tomorrow kind regards ROTG Whatever you do please don't say anything about Sheep.🤪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ham Posted July 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2023 Lukaku up until yesterday 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDCW Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 1 hour ago, ROTG said: Now then my old mucker from the valleys sorry for the delayed response been out in the parish all day. One can only assume I am in the dog house with you. get back to you tomorrow kind regards ROTG Assume nothing of the sort old chap. As a dog lover my canines are commodiously accommodated in any case 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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